Read the whole thing at the link but make sure you're sitting down and not drinking milk (unless you like shooting it out of your nose).
At each of my campaign stops, people come to me and say, "Osama..." -- not my actual name, but I'm used to it -- "...I like hope. I like change. I like kittens and bunny rabbits. But which should I choose?" I say to these future hopers and changers that there is no need to choose.