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I've discovered a new product that is truly enjoyable and may just catch on with the public. I really think people would enjoy it if only they were to get a chance to sample it themselves. Unfortunately the fat-cat suits in corporate America are always acting all corporationy and can't spend a dime of their precious money to help out the little guy with the great new product. But their tainted dollars derived from greedy exploitation of the working class would only tarnish the simple beauty of this wondrous new product anyway. No. What this product needs is the kind of viral marketing that only teh internets can provide. So please, try it today and spread the word. Together we can help get this product off the ground. Together we can change the world. A change you can believe in!